The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion (Part 3) Recap

Hello Fatties,

How can I say this in the most pleasant of ways? I am so excited that the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is over for the season! It has been too much, yet not enough for me. Let’s jump right on in.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Reunion-Part 2) Recap

Hey Fatties,

Tonight’s episode of RHOBH was much better than Part 1. Andy Cohen FINALLY slipped on his shady boots and got the party started! With his intense questioning, and insertion of his own opinions, the show really made me LIVE!  Lets get started as there are a couple of big topics I want to talk about!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills-Recap (Part 1)

Hey Fatties,

Tonight, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Reunion was an all out anti Lisa meeting, spearheaded by it’s founder, Brandi Glanville, and trustee Yolanda Foster.  Let’s get straight to it!

RHOBH (Ep 18): I Don’t Care About Yo Kids Going To College

Hey Loyal Fatties,

Tonight, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was too much about the kiddies going to college!  I mean, been there done that, and maybe because I don’t have any kids I’m like, “who gives a ****!”  Give me more Lisa drama!

Anyway, after Lisa was attacked at the Puerto Rican dinner, she and Ken fled for their lives!  The next morning, the girls talked about how guilty Lisa looked by leaving the dinner, and Puerto Rico.  Although I feel Lisa is no INNOCENT, I do believe that even an innocent person would have left that fiasco given it no longer was a relaxing vacation but an inquisition!

Upon returning from Puerto Rico, Lisa told Carlton that she felt betrayed by Brandi because she had always had Brand’s back, and Carlton agreed with her.    Two Brit’s coming together to talk about us Yankees…. This was solidarity at it’s finest.  On the other side of town, Yolanda and Brandi talked about whether Lisa called Brandi after the Puerto Rico trip.  When Brandi told her no, Yolanda asked Brandi “what type of friend would leave in the middle of the night?”  Yolanda failed to realize that the same friend they were referring to was just bombarded the night before.  No one would’ve stayed.

Anyways, the episode did not give me enough of what I wanted and was just a set up for the season finale.  I can say, I was particularly salivating when Ken was just so crunk and ride or die when Lisa referred to the crew as their friends and Ken said THEY WEREN’T THEIR FRIENDS!

Overall, I am ready for next week’s season finale.  What did you all think about tonight’s episode?  Leave a comment and let me know!

Love and Light,

The Reality Fatty

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Ep. 17): Ambush or Heart to Heart

OMG Fatties,

Tonight, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was so shady!  I’m sure Team’s will come out to support but, tonight, as a member of Team Yolanda, even I noticed that she was leading the charge as the Commander and Chief of the shade!  Before we can get into the nitty gritty, let me set up the story for you.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Ep. 16): Brandi, You’re A Grown Woman

Hey Fatties,

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was pretty good tonight.  Brandi is still NOT a grown woman, another Housewife thinks Carlton is casting spells against them, you better come dressed correct to one of Mohammed’s parties, and Lisa is finding herself one step away from being voted off the Island.  Let’s get started. 

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Ep.15): I’m Over It And Can’t Wait For RHONY

Fatties,

Brandi is annoyingly TRAGIC! How can a woman, over 40, blame her actions on another woman?  Throughout all of the seasons Brandi has been on RHOBH, she has shouted to the Heavens how she “says what she feels.” 

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Ep. 14) Recap: Kyle Thinks You’re An Anti-Semite

Hey Fatties,

Tonight on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim got a tattoo with her daughter, Carlton and Kyle brought the heat, and Scheana was itching for a Grade-A b*tch slap!  Lets get to it!

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is NO Vanderpump Rules! (Ep.13 Recap)

Hey Fatties,

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was BORING tonight!  I don’t know if it was due to RHOA being EPIC last night, or the anticipation of seeing Vanderpump Rules, but I wasn’t intrigued.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills (Ep. 12): The Tribe Has Spoken

Hey Fatties,

Tonight, the ladies of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills taught us how NOT to fight, how to interview pole dancers, how to mend relationships with fathers and most important, how to recognize weakness and banish a member from the tribe!  Let’s talk about the latter.