Hey Fatties,
Saturday, yours truly had a viewing party for Lifetime’s presentation of The Whitney Houston Movie. Regardless of what critics have said, the movie was EPIC! It gave me comedy, Whitney and Bobby realness, and one of the best made for TV sex scenes EVER! With that being said, the turn up at the party made me forget all about Housewives on the following day. It wasn’t until a dear friend’s text message about RHOA being on, that I frantically reached for my remote to turn my television to Bravo. Once on, these were my findings:
Claudia can spit fire for days!
“These edges aint loyal!” “Your wig is strategically glued to your forehead!” Just a couple of classic lines out of the mouth of Ms. Claudia Jordan. Claudia is seriously giving me life! She literally has trained the dragon! There are some things that Claudia has said, that has stopped NeNe dead in her tracks. Claudia reminds me of the kid who had the Yo Momma Joke game on lock! She has verbally beat NeNe down so much, NeNe tried to take a “Bigger Person” approach and give a half assed apology, which also included victimizing herself, while informing everyone of her newfound Broadway opportunity. Of course, because she is still QUEEN NeNe and has a plethora of followers, most of the girls ate the apology up, including Cynthia, who annoys me on all levels. Only two brave souls called BS on that tragic apology: Claudia and Kenya! You gotta love them! Speaking of followers…
Porsha is SUCH a follower
When did Porsha have to start defending NeNe? After Claudia wouldn’t let NeNe off the hook for talking out the side of her neck at the dinner, Porsha tried to make Claudia look like the villain who couldn’t accept an apology. I see why Bravo Execs snatched Porsha’s peach away from her and gave it to Claudia! Porsha is too busy trying to kiss NeNe’s butt then to establish a storyline for herself! Didn’t she know that she had to do more than walk around half naked in order to keep her Housewife title? Well, if she didn’t know the Underground Railroad didn’t involve actual trains, I guess it’s crazy to believe she would know about ANYTHING else.
Evidently, Porsha is also a home wrecking Hoe
It came out last night that Porsha is sleeping with married African men for cars, money, and handbags. Hmm, I wonder why we don’t just say married men? I guess it’s funnier to give a specific location for the men. After Porsha decided to defend NeNe, Claudia promptly busted out her little secret. Porsha, looking like a kid who just got caught with her hand in the cookie jar, tried to deny the accusations by saying she was a businesswoman! OK, Porsha. OK.
Overall, the episode was solid. Demetria’s song was actually kinda hot, and Roger Bobb was never mentioned! That, in itsef, is a successful episode. What did you think about this weeks episode of RHOA? Let me know by leaving a comment below!
That’s all for now Fatties,
The Reality Fatty